As Lily (age 10) is preparing to leave the truck to be dropped at school, she complains about being “twenty minutes early” and having to “wait around”. Before I can say anything, her 9 year old sister Ella says to her on the way out the door “Hey next time take the bus!”
The girl has moxie, I’ll tell you that!
You look a lot taller sitting down.
– Cat, who is 5’8”, to Lola, who is 5’4”, but doesn’t look it whilst in the sitting position, apparently. Or it could have been the 4 margaritas Cat had.I’m drunk means come & get me. I’m mostly drunk means I’ll be there in fifteen minutes.
– Andie, about whether or not she was sober enough to drive and what qualified as “mostly drunk”About me
Bartender? There is a hole in my glass! I'm a Texan livin in Tennessee. I'm a drunken housewife and damn good at it! Alright, mediocre. Sometimes life throws these things into my sight and I have to put my witty spin on them, cause I follow the Order of Joyce, which clearly dictates "Life is about always entertaining yourself". Laugh on, and Cheers!
